She Wants To Hold The Hog

[Intro — acoustic strum, hats roll in]

Yeah… girl back that dumper up.

[Verse 1]

Nine o’clock, gravel crunching, brakes creeking
Backed that Silverado up she got somethin peeking
Sundress, bare feet, hair up in a knot
She Said, “Baby, is it ready?” I said, “Girl, it’s always hot.”

She said, “How big?” I said, “Ten pounds even.”
She said, “That right there’s the reason Im never leavin’
Sunday service praying early for that smokeshow tour” —
Ran a finger down the counter, said, “Gimme some more.”

[Pre-Chorus]

Now the fan’s on high and the windows start to fog
ain’t never seen a woman go like that on my hog

[Chorus]

She walks in with that dump truck beepin, back it up slow that things a heatin
Whole bar turnt around and the boys all know
Mouth wide open when she smell that bacon
Lips get to smackin’ when she see the log
Thick Hips to the left got the whole floor shakin’
Grease on them fingers and she never fakin’
She wanna Hold the hog (hold that hog!)
She wanna hold the hog

[Verse 2]

Talk of the town and they don’t understand
How a boy like me got a girl eating from my hand
Every Friday night while they at the bar
She’s in my kitchen with her hand on my jar

Grease on her chin, she don’t even care
Lickin’ off her thumb, got truffle butter in her hair
She said, “Turn them lights down and pass me a plate —
Then come up behind me, baby, tell me how it taste.”

[Pre-Chorus]

Now the fan’s on high and the windows start to fog
And I ain’t never seen a woman go like that on my hog

[Chorus]

She walks in with that dump truck beepin, back it up slow that things a heatin
Whole bar turn around and the boys all know
Mouth wide open when she smell that bacon
Lips get to smackin’ when she see the log
Thick Hips to the left got the whole floor shakin’
Grease on them fingers and she never fakin’
She wanna Hold the hog (hold that hog!)
She wanna hold the hog

[Bridge — half time, 808 only]

Y’all can think whatever y’all wanna think
I’m just a man with a smoke show and everything in a kitchen sink
She like it thick, she like it slow, she like it well done
And I ain’t never in my life seen a woman have this much fun

[Breakdown — banjo + 808, hats double time]

Back it up (beep) (beep)
Back it up (beep) (beep)
Ten pound, hammer, back it up

[Final Chorus — full stack, gang vocals]

She walks in with that dump truck beepin, back it up slow that things a heatin
Whole bar turn around and the boys all know
Mouth wide open when she smell that bacon
Lips get to smackin’ when she see the log
Thick Hips to the left got the whole floor shakin’
Grease on them fingers and she never fakin’
She wanna Hold the hog (hold that hog!)
She wanna hold the hoggggg

[Outro — spoken, dry]

Ten pounds of bacon. Smoke show stanking
Got that whole bar shakin